In 2012, vote for the one politician who is truly on your side.
Vote for Nobody!
Nobody Cares!
Nobody will keep election promises.
Nobody will listen to your concerns.
Nobody will help the poor and unemployed.
If Nobody is elected, things will be better for everyone.
Nobody tells the truth!
Talk to your friends and family about the exciting possibility of voting for Nobody in 2012!
“We, the Anti-Electorate, do not believe there is a need for “strong leadership” in government. We are not drawn to “intellectual” authorities and political “heroes.” We are not impressed with titles, ranks, and pecking orders – politicians, celebrities, and gurus. We do not struggle for control of organizations, social circles, and government. We do not lobby the State for favors or permission to control those with whom we disagree. Rather, we advocate freedom. By its very nature, the State does not. Exercise your right to say “No” to the warfare-welfare system. Refuse to vote. Then tell your friends why.” — Wally Conger, The Anti-Electorate Manifesto
Props to my gal Kelly James, from whom I ganked the whole post. Except the title. I wrote every word of that title.

I have proudly voted for Nobody in every election since the mid-’90s.
I am becoming more of an anarchist every day. There is more growth and freedom to be found in chaos than in orchestrated destruction. Who knew?