Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster; for if you stare too long into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you. ~ Nietsche
I have never seen a wild thing sorry for itself. A bird will fall dead, frozen from its bough, without ever feeling sorry for itself ~ Self Pity, by D. H. Lawrence
That’s scar if you keep picking at it. ~ Grandma
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. ~ H. L. Mencken
God is good, beer is great, and people are crazy. ~ Billy Currington
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animated contest of freedom — go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains rest lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen. ~ Samuel Adams
You can ignore reality, but you cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. ~ Ayn Rand
Blondes may have more fun, but redheads are remembered.
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~ Mark Twain
Someone told me to get a fucking job. So I did. ~ Brandy Devereaux (TxBrandy)
<insert here pretty much half the script from Clue. “Flames… on the side of my face… heaving… bre… heaving breaths…”>
<ditto Tombstone. “I have two guns, one for each of you.”>
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. ~ Mark Twain
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense.
Refrigerator. ~ aRandyOne
